I may have done something like this before, but I figure I’ve probably got some new readers who won’t have seen it so why not try again. I’ve compiled these questions from various sex questionnaires I found online, some better than others it must be said… and I chucked in a few questions myself as well.

Q: Lights on or lights off?
A: Lights on, I can’t remember the last time I had sex with the lights off.

Q: Describe your ideal woman.
A: Physically Mistress R is my ideal woman, I wouldn’t change anything about her body. I love every part of her just the way she is. I guess my imaginary ideal woman would be more ‘Femdom’ oriented… and just generally dirtier. Hahaha…

Q: What’s the most outrageous place you’ve ever had sex.

A: I’ve never had sex outside… but Mistress R blew me in a my car in a motorway service station car park once. That was pretty cool, but probably not ‘outrageous’!

A: This one made me laugh a bit because it reminded me of a conversation I had with a very vanilla friend a long time ago. We asked this question of each other once while we were playing snooker and he was firmly of the opinion that the only sensible answer was 2 girls and 1 guy. I disagreed, and I still believe 2 guys on 1 girl would be a much better idea. I think his logic was that he might accidentally brush his dick against the other guys junk and that would be totally awkward! I guess it depends, if the girls are going to be focussing on each other or if I’m expected to please both – because that sounds like a lot of work! :)

Q: Do you fantasize about being ‘Cuckolded’?
A: Some of the hottest porn I’ve ever seen/read is Cuckold porn, so I guess the answer is yes… it’s hot when Mistress teases me about it, but I’m not the sort of person who could handle it for real.

Q: When did you lose your viriginity?
A: I was 18 years old, and after two false starts I finally got it right. It was actually pretty good,  which is just as well because the first two attempts were humiliating disasters!

Q: Have you read ’50 Shades of Grey’?
A: No. I picked it up in a shop once and flicked through it, the dialogue and choice of words was absolutely painful. But, on the other hand, if that book helps women discover and/or open-up to the their partners about their ‘kinks’, then that has to be positive.

Q: Have you ever been to a ‘Sex Party’?
A: No.

Q: If not, would you consider it?
A: Probably, if Mistress wanted me to.

Q: Are you dominant, submissive or do you like to switch?
A: Clearly I am submissive, but I am willing to try being dominant if Mistress wanted me to.

Q: Would you like more BDSM in your relationship?
A: Hahaha, fuck yes!

Q: Do you think BDSM is more acceptable in today’s society?
A: I think people are probably less embarrassed about it, I think today if someone was ‘outed’ as a kinkster they are more likely to stand up for themselves and say ‘Yes, so what?’ which kinda shuts the argument down really…

Q: How many people have you kissed?
A: 2. Which sounds pathetic, but on the other hand, every woman that’s kissed me slept with me, and 100% of the women who slept with me wanted to marry me, so who’s pathetic now? :)

Q: How many people have you slept with?
A: 2. And one of those was frequently disappointing. I was totally inexperienced and she wasn’t really into sex at all. Although she was four years older than me, I think she needed someone older/more experienced to teach her – to be fair, she did say as much herself…

Q: Has your partner had more or less experience/partners than you?
A: More. I wasn’t settting a very high bar was I?

Q: If more, does that bother you?
I always took the view that whatever your partner did before they met you is none of your business (within reason). I think guys who look down on women who have had more sex than they have are pretty ridiculous to be honest. If your partner had slept with 100 guys and then when she met you she wanted to keep hold of you, then you must be a good catch, don’t you think?

Q: How often do you prefer to have sex?
A: This was a multiple choice question, so I’m going to go with 3-5 times a week.

Q: What is your sexual orientation?
A: Basically ‘Straight’, despite comments on my Literotica stories to the contrary. I don’t have any attraction to men, but I do have ‘forced-Bi’ fantasies where Mistress ‘makes’ me suck cocks for her… so essentially straight with a very specific kink!

Q: How often do you masturbate?
A: Haha, well… since I’m not supposed to touch my cock without permission – not very often!

Q: Have you ever had sex with more than one person within 24 hours?
A: Clearly not!

Q: Have you ever had a same sex experience?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever had interracial sexual experience?
A: No, but I would be open to it. Who the fuck is putting ‘No and I wouldn’t want to either’? That’s the sort of thing people say and then you say ‘So you wouldn’t have sex with Halle Berry?’ and they go ‘Oh, well… when you put it like that!’

Q: Have you ever licked your partner’s ass?
A: Yes I have and I fucking love it!

Q: Has your partner ever licked your ass?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever had ‘Cyber-Sex’?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever had phone sex?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever watched your partner have sex with someone else?
A: No.

Q: Has your partner ever watched you having sex with someone else?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever been part of a ‘Chinese Finger Trap’ (one girl getting fucked from behind while she sucks another guy’s cock)?
A: Let me think…… no.

Q: Have you ever watched another couple have sex?
A: I might have seen something at a party I went to once when I was a teenager. And we were aware of someone getting a blowjob in a bar once at a concert we went to in London. But that’s about it.

Q: Have you ever had a one-night stand?
A: Nope. That’s really not my style, I have always been a ‘relationship’ kind of person… plus the kind of sex I enjoy probably requires the woman to be relaxed and comfortable in the relationship.

Q: Have you ever had sex on a first date?
A: Well, considering I’ve only had two first dates… both ended up in bed, so yes – although only actual sex on the second one!

Q: Has a partner performed oral sex on you?
A: Yes, many times and with enthusiasm. Unlike my first girlfriend who said ‘Don’t look at me, don’t touch my head and don’t cum in my mouth’.

Q: Have you performed oral sex on a partner?
A: Yes, many, many times and with enthusiasm! And I don’t mind if she looks at me, touches my head or cums in my mouth! I particularly love it when I’m tied to the bed and she sits on my face, that is hot as fuck!

Q: Would you let someone of the same sex perform oral sex on you?
A: Never thought about it… probably not.

Q: Have you ever given or received a ‘Golden Shower’?
A: No, but I fantasize about it sometimes… receiving that is. There is a story I’ve read where there’s a bit in it where a woman has her slave kneel in front of her while she’s peeing, she tells him to pass her tissues then throws them on the floor and makes him lick her pussy clean instead, then she says ‘We are so beyond this, next time I’m just going to piss in your mouth’. The rest of the story is okay, but that one part has made my cock rock hard so many times. I guess it’s the ‘dominant’ attitude as much as anything though… it’s funny that I can recite that phrase word for word, I think it would make a good tattoo… :)

Q: Have you ever had sex while your partner was having their period?
A: Yes, does not bother me at all.

Q: Do you like being choked when having sex?
A: Don’t know, never tried it.

Q: Do you like being spanked during sex?
A: Yes. I don’t really like pain, but it still appeals and I love how wet Mistress gets from whipping and paddling my ass.

Q: Have you ever made a sex tape with your partner?
A: No

Q: If you could make money from selling your own porn clips, would you?
A: Hahaha, I don’t think so…

Q: Kitchen counter, couch or on top of the dryer?
A: Couch. I like to be comfortable, well… I like Mistress to be comfortable, I’m happiest on my knees – where I belong. :)

Q: A fictional person you think would be good in bed?
A: Not a clue. If I said a name it would only be because I thought the actress was attractive and that’s not the same thing.

Q: Name two things you like (or dislike) about oral sex?
A: I love the taste, and I adore feeling her cum. I hate when it’s over, I just want to start over…

Q: Have you ever tasted yourself? And if so what did you think?
A: Yes, many times and I’ve learned to like it… I can still remember the first time I convinced Mistress to sit on my face after she had rode me to orgasm, as she was moving up my body I could just see my cum starting to drip out of her pussy, it was one of the hottest things I had ever seen!

Q: Is it ever okay to not use a condom.
A: I’ve never used a condom, well not for it’s intended purpose.

Q: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
A: My French teacher Mrs Sweeney, and my form/PE teacher Miss Fry.

Q: How big is too big?
A: My glass dildo is big enough for me!

Q: Biggest turn on?
A: Femdom and Mistress R’s beautiful feet. Now the warmer weather is here and Mistress R is starting to wear sandals again I find it incredibly distracting. I find sandals for me are much like cleavage for normal men… I find it hard not to look!

Q: Can you enjoy sex without cumming.
A: Yes, being edged hard and then laying with your cock throbbing and desperate to cum, pressed against your Mistress’s legs or stomach while she giggles about how needy you are is quite something!

Q: What is your favourite part of your body?
A: I’m a guy so it’s my cock!

Q: Which is better, love or sex?
A: Love. Love without sex would be better than sex without love.

Q: Have you ever taken photos/videos of yourself masturbating?
A: No

Q: What do you wear to bed.
A: Nothing, my huge throbbing cock keeps me warm all night.

Q: Have you ever masturbated at work?
A: Yes, but a very long time ago.

Q: Have you ever had sex on a plane?
A: How does anyone do that? Unless you have a private jet… I mean just from the point of view of space, how does anyone have sex in a toilet that small?

Q: When was the last time you had sex?
A: Last night.

Q: How do you feel about tattoos on a sex partner?
A: Mistress has tattoos on both arms, I think they’re cool even though I don’t have any myself. I don’t really notice her tattoos when we’re having sex, I have more interesting things to focus on!

Q: How would you feel about taking someone’s virginity?
A: Not keen.

Q: Do you own any sex toys?
A: Yes, quite a few!

Q: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
A: Pornstar, though I think the market may be somewhat limited.

Q: Do you watch porn.
A: I’m a guy so… yes. Guys who say they don’t watch porn are liars, or possibly odd.

Q: Who are your favourite three porn actors?
A: Mistress T, Ashley Fires and Bobbi Starr

Q: How small is too small
A: I don’t know… 4″?

Q: Do you feel comfortable going ‘Commando’?
A: No man who’s ever caught his cock in a zip is ever happy with that idea. However, I’m totally comfortable with the idea of Mistress going Commando, that would be awesome! Maybe now the Summer is coming, I would love to be sitting in a bar with her and have her touch her pussy and then have me suck her fingers…. that would be hot!

Q: Would you have a problem with giving someone head if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
A: As I’m 49 I grew up with pubic hair, so no. I prefer it trimmed though, but I’m not going to make an issue out of it if it’s tickling my nose.

Q: If you could give yourself head, would you?
A: Constantly. And I would swallow!

Q: Booty or boobs.
A: Booty.

Q: Have you ever cheated on someone?
A: Never. I struggle to cheat in my dreams – I always wake up just before I get to do it, or I say I can’t because I’m married. Even in my fucking dreams! So unfair.

Q: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?
A: That’s where I lost my virginity.

Q: If you had a vagina for a day, what five things would you do with it?
A: Umm…. shave it, look at it in a mirror, masturbate it, hopefully get someone to lick it and/or fuck it.

Q: Have you ever had sex while your parents/room-mates were in the next room?
A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever used handcuffs?
A: Not actual metal handcuffs, no.

Q: Have you ever masturbated in front of your partner?
A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever worn lingerie.
A: No, definitely not.

Q: Have you ever been injured during rough sex?
A: No, but Mistress rubbed Deep Heat on my balls by mistake once, at least I think it was by mistake…

Q: Have you ever watched porn with someone?
A: Yes.

Q: Have you ever had shower-sex?
A: No.

Q: Have you ever been blindfolded?
A: Many times.

Q: Have you ever spanked someone?
A: Not really. I’ve gently spanked Mistress during sex (a long time ago). I would like to give Mistress a proper spanking, but her tolerance for pain is so low I think she’d stop me after about three swats. It’s funny because I know reading about women being spanked turns her on, so I’d like to see if it turned her on for real. Maybe next time she pisses me off I should pull her pants down and put her over my knee…

Q: Have you ever used a strap-on?
A: Well, I haven’t used it, but I’ve definitely been the strap-onee!

Q: Have you ever had anal sex?
A: Yes, but only on the receiving end. Always the bridesmaid…

Q: Have you ever worn a butt plug.
A: Surely have.

Q: Have you ever had sex while drunk?
A: I don’t really drink, I had a blowjob while I was off my face on Night Nurse once if that counts? It was a full orgasm, but it felt ruined…

Q: Have you ever had five orgasms in a day.
A: Maybe, but not for a very long time! That’s like 8 months of orgasms for me now… I’d love to be ruined five times in a day, that would be amazing!

Q: If you had to choose between only giving head and only receiving head, which would you choose?
A: As much as I love receiving, giving oral is a BIG thing for me.

Q: Would you be happy if your sex life only consisted of masturbating and giving head?
A: Kudos for an interesting and different question… the answer would depend a lot on the details though. If it was a Femdom thing then that would be one thing, but if it was just like giving oral and then going and jerking off on my own then that would be different. I think I could be happy with it if  for example, say Mistress said to me ‘For the next month I am not going to touch your cock at all, but I will let you stroke for me… but only when I say and you have to be kneeling in front of me, watching me play with my pussy or sucking my toes – and then you can make me cum’. I could definitely live with that!

Q: What do you fantasize about when you are getting head?
A: Usually something ‘a lot worse’ than I would freely admit to. :)