Dick #41

dickoupage:

Ever since I started running Dickoupage I feel like I have gotten a real glimpse into the inner workings of men. Like, check out this dick, can you imagine the sort of serial killer mother fucker who’d think a photo like this would be sexy to a woman? I am searching deeply within myself to find try to be anything but frightened/disgusted, which is something I find myself doing a lot with the myriad of bizarro dick pics that I get.

If I have to say one nice thing about this penis it’s that the man who own it keeps his nails really clean. That and he might be the ball prototype for that horrible scrotum backpack every mother fucker on Facebook keeps tagging me in. That probably isn’t even a compliment. I guess I don’t have anything nice to say about this penis but at least we all get to look inside the penis hole for a lot longer than we should have ever had to.

I know I have said this multiple times, but what is so weird about just getting your dick hard and taking a photo that let’s the viewer have a decent idea of what you’re working with? I’m not turned on when I see this. I’m not disgusted either. I’m mostly just perplexed. What made this poor, rubber dicked dude think that I was going to see this and be like YES. THIS IS THE ONE FOR ME. Which really makes me wonder why dudes ever send out dick pics to begin with, which makes me wonder why I started this project.

Dickoupage is my way of letting men know that their perceived penis power, is a joke. Some people will say that is akin to misandry, but I disagree. Never in my life have I been chilling out and thought, “Oh, it’s probably a good time to take a picture of my snatch and send it out to strangers.” What the internet has become is a playground for men who need to exercise their ability to shock strangers. Well, here’s a shocker, I’ll take all your dick pics. 

Every last one. Send them to me so I can become the Hannibal Lecter of cock, getting inside your dick brains to see what makes you tick and break you down for good. And maybe because someone has to be the person who chokes on the dick and maybe that person is me.Or maybe I just didn’t know what to write about today and this seemed good in my head earlier.

ugly flaccid pink penises: public menace

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