Finally, we have come to the end of the questions. Unless there are more that you, dear, slightly twisted readers, would like to add.

41. What is the dirtiest text you have ever sent or received?

I struggle with these questions. What is normal to me is dirty to someone else. However, a text I have sent several times is a picture of me with the cum of another man in my mouth. He does like that. Or something like this.

42. Do you prefer professional or amateur porn?

I prefer live porn. Which is by definition amateur. Professional porn seems so fake. Plus, those fake nails near sensitive bits of girls’ bodies always make me nervous.

43. What is your favourite blowjob/ oral sex technique?

I love giving a blowjob as much as anyone. I consider myself pretty good at it. Techniques I like vary depending on the receiver. Sometimes, I like to focus on the sensitive skin around the frenulum and glans. When I am doing this, it is fun to tilt my head and look at the face of my partner. Sometimes I like to focus on the balls, licking and exploring the skin, giving a nibble or more if it is enjoyable. If my partner is in to it I will take the skin of his scrotum and bite down while pulling away from his body. I have met men that think this is the ultimate and the rush of power I get from it is indescribable. It is definitely NOT something Mr Jones likes, though.

His preference is for his entire shaft to be inside my mouth.

44. If you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive?

I LIKE the idea of being submissive. I love it when Mr HC holds me down while he fucks me hard. I love when he pulls me around and places me in the position he wants me to be in. But out of bed, I am definitely not a submissive person.

In bed, I can easily slip into the dominant role as well. Something that The Birdwatcher finds infinitely attractive. He sometimes complains about being smacked a little too hard. But I think he needs to take some harden up pills.

45. Is there anything you won’t do in bed?

When chatting to a new partner, there is always the question about boundaries. I often make the joke; “No blood, no scat.” Non-sexual bodily fluids are a definite no no. Extreme pain and humiliation are also a hard pass. There are a few other things that are more of a soft boundary, but there are too many to list here.