Ok so on Tuesday her #1 texted and asked if she were available for that night.  Yes she said.  Then he did not respond for a few hours and when he did, he said it would be Wednesday.

Details she asked and he said he would get back to her.  Finally, a few hours later he texted and said she would pick him up at a nearby International Airport at 6PM , come to our place and then she would take him to catch a flight at 9PM.

So I am sure that at times while texting, one is in the process of sending a text at the same time the other person texts you and you actually miss there comment. 

Well she texts him to confirm it’s Wednesday and there is an Ok message she sees but she had texted him confirming that she would pick him up at  a certain spot at the airport and it was unclear as to if he meant that spot or if he meant he would confirm on Wednesday. 

Now this guy will rarely plans a trip a day in advance as he tends to text the same day he will be in town and for her to pick him up.  But on a few visits he has made advance arrangements and when doing so they are generally set in stone or he will text to cancel.

So she waits like a monument all day but does not hear from him.  Talks to me about it and after seeing the texts I suggest she text him a simple Y or N when it is close to leave.  She does; but no reply.  So knowing where he is coming from, I suspect he may be airborne and she decides to leave.  I then suggest she text him she is on her way and give time certain that if she does not see him at the spot she is leaving. I recommend 20 minutes.  (Of course on Tuesday I also asked her to obtain the flight info but she says she will do so on Wed….(damn wives can be obstinate at times)  So as she is leaving the house, she texts she is on her way.

She departs looking really hot and I go into the computer room to send a friend an email letting him know its on.  I no sooner get the lap top booted up but I hear the familiar horn beep of our car doors being locked.  Ten seconds later the front door flies open and I can tell that I have one very pissed off wife.  You know daggers for eyes, fists clenched, teeth gritted.  I immediately try to remember where my gun is in case I have to return fire…!!!!   (only kidding)🔥

She tells me she is done with him!  Why what happened I ask… She shows me the text…something to the effect of “No, its cancelled, I got tied up at work and forgot to text you…”.You know that when you forget to do something for a woman, never tell her it slipped your mind, cause that is just going to piss her off even more, even if you do say you are sorry!!!!  Just say, “I fucked up!” Shit I fucked up really bad…Shit there is no excuse, Damn I fucked up….Keep saying it until you are sure she wont shoot!!!!!all the while slowly looking for the hole to crawl in an die…..

Next thing I know she is asking me, how many years since 2003…”since what I ask?”  “Since I started fucking this ungrateful asshole!”  “16 I stammer..”

Next thing is her fingers flying across the telephone key board.  The text something to the effect of.  YOU FUCKING FORGOT….YOU FUCKING FORGOT AFTER 16 YEARS THAT IS ALL I MEAN TO YOU…YOU FUCKING FORGOT!!!! She says I wont ever hear from him again and good riddance too!!!!!

Honey, I say, I need to get something to eat, I’m really hungry, lets go get a nice dinner and you can tell me what a jerk he is…..but I think he got the message.

(Now keep in mind that these two have fucked for 16 plus years and she may have even fucked him more than me in those 16 years……well close anyway…and she has never asked him for anything, she does not text him, call him or contact him in between meetings.  Makes no demands..This is purely a hot sexual thing but like any woman or man she wants to be treated with common courtesy and decency..

At dinner she gets a text, “Sooooooo sorry…they are killing me at work….sooooooo sorry I did not let you know..then he  attaches 😟😰  and finally “can we chat in a couple of hours.”

She discusses her response with me and I tell her, he sounds scared that you are going to dump his ass and he has a very good thing going.  I told her to make him sweat a bit more and finally I suggest she just text back  “ok” but keep the letters lower case.

So we are checking out of the restaurant and there are some unfilled balloons they give to kids when they leave  (I guess for good behavior for not tossing their food all over the floor) and I hand it to her and suggest she take a photo and send it in a text with “Well at least I have something to blow.” 🎈

She did and he sent her some message with something like “I deserved that.”

In any event I went to a park where one of my friends was timing a bicycle race.  She invited me to go down and watch and I did.  In the meantime Mr I Forgot texted my wife and they had face time where he did everything he could to smooth her ruffled feathers.  He told her he has moved into Management and they are killing him with work and that is why his visits and calls have been so few and far between..He promised to never fuck up again and she promised to put the “riding crop” back in the toy box….I swear if he had been nearby, I think I would have found out how good a shot she really is.  Well at least we don’t have to watch them on an episode of ID Discovery of “Insulted-Mistresses Who Kill.!”

  

So while driving her to dinner a recent new potential FWB texted about coming down in a couple of weeks to meet up with her.  Nothing like planning in advance is there?  

Before posting this I wrote to a good friend, a fellow Blogger and asked for his advise on if I should post this….I will quote his response. “I think you’d be doing a community service to gentleman callers everywhere by posting this.  Some guys are just clueless.!”  I have very wise friends.