red-world:

lustful-lady:

*talks to female family and friends about sex*

“Guys are never tired of sex and will never be nervous or wary around a woman they’re with sexually. She could do anything to him and he’ll love it no matter what.”

“No straight guy likes anything near his ass… Even if they did, what woman wants that?”

“All subs in bdsm are weak as hell in real life… No strong self respecting man would ever be submissive in bed”

“Why have a safeword? What’s wrong with ‘no’?”

“Dicks and balls are gross and weird… I mean, I’m hetero, but ew male genitals are so gross”

“Well I’m quite kinky myself…. Just the other night, me and my bf used some pink furry handcuffs after watching 50 shades!”

“YOU OWN ANAL BEADS??! WHY???”

“Why would anyone want to be dominated in bed? Why would you like being treated like that? ”

“Why would you dominate in bed? Isn’t that so much work, who wants that? Thats the mans job anyways.”

“Why use lube? Spits enough.”

“You NEVER hollar or flirt with a man EVER! Only sluts do that, he has to always make the first move.”

“Can you believe Angelina Jolie has a scar from knife play? Why would such a pretty woman be into that weird shit?”

“Ew, who swallows or even likes sucking dick?! You just do that so he’ll eat u out or leave u alone.”

“I bet you havn’t even done *name kinky sex act*”

“I love big dicks and any guy with a small dick is ‘meh’… But women that take big dick are loose sluts. I read that the vagina NEVER goes back to normal after something big goes in or out of it so it must be true!”“

“Men never do foreplay or cuddle… ever”

“Why would anyone like knifeplay, wax play, gun play, slapping, choking, spanking or anything else violent during sex?”

*My freaky yet sexually educated ass*

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Some things really are universal.


Source: Pegging Training

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